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Climbing Clock. It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don’t wake up fast enough, and you won’t be able to shut it up without a ladder.

 

 

Wake Up Puzzle. You have to build the puzzle to make it stop.

 

 

Wake or Curse. You can ask it what the time is and it will answer. But if you don’t wake up quickly enough it will curse you.

 

 

High Tech. This one has a vibrator, 95 db alarm and police style rotating light that you cannot ignore.

 

 

Find The Pin. You need find the right pin to stop it’s ringing. Not going to stay sleepy after this mission.

 

 

Chicken and Egg Problem.  The egg laying alarm clock. It will only quiet down after you put all the eggs back.

 

 

GI Joe. You will wake to the sound of your commander’s wake up call. Don’t mess with it.

 

 

Floating Around. Will float around the room until you’ll catch it.

 

 

Kaboom. This acoustic grenade will wake the neighborhood with it’s ultra loud sound level.

 

 

Hide and Seek. Once it begins to ring it falls down to the floor and finds a random place to hide. Chase it down or else you’re doomed.

 

 

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Dear wife:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that’s not a problem.

HAHA. I got this from my Tumblr Friend.

This is an Online Diary made by Karr. 7-teen years breathing. An amateur Civil Engineering student of Cebu Institute of Technology - University. A Typical Frank and Joker earthling that lives somewhere in the Queen City of the South - Cebu!

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